Richard! 23. Bay Area boy, college in MN and now law school in Boston.
"Writing" "creative writing" "prose" "poetry" and "poem" are good tags to check out, as well as /writings for untagged writing from, like, high school and shit....
i learned that there is a group of wolves in British Columbia known as “sea wolves” and 90% of their food comes from the sea. They have distinct DNA that sets them apart from interior wolves and they’re entirely dedicated to the sea swimming several miles everyday in search of food (x)
king i think it is not fucking sufficient at all. wolftopia or bust
Petition for literally everyone to call TOI 1338 b “Wolftopia” until the scientific community has to at least acknowledge that’s the layman’s name for it.
Okay, I’m calling bullshit on both the film and the comic versions of Marvel civilians’ general reaction to Venom being: ‘oh no a monster D:’ It’s just too unrealistic even for the standard level of Marvel civilian foolishness. They are living in a world where demons, mutants, aliens, A.I., and living breathing gods are their fellow pedestrians and you’re telling me they’re going to look at this
and this
and this
and this
like he’s not the man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco?
Like he’s not constantly getting phone numbers scrawled on bar napkins plastered to his buff Silly Putty biceps??
Like seven out of ten ‘victims’ he rescues in a week aren’t the same handful of fans who purposely walk down dark alleys with boxes of Godiva on hand???
Like he’s never been stopped by the world’s most steel-balled paparazzi on the street and broke the city’s heart by stating, “What? No, of course I’m not single,” before immediately mending that heart by following with, “But if my Other is cool with it we’re down for a threesome,”????
Impossible. This is the Age of the Monsterfucker and I refuse to believe such hearsay
As someone from San Francisco, I will tell you now that 2/3 of our fine city would appreciate an ass like that.
It took approximately four seconds for the whole city of Philadelphia to accept hideous monster Gritty as their precious smol son. Venom would *immediately* be taken into the fold and showered with love and propositioned *constantly* by people who think Cap is too much of a boy scout and Loki is too skeevy.
This is the original, vintage, 2018 post that coined “man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco”, please do not touch the glass but you may take pictures
Literally going to be canon in the new movie. I’m not hyperbolizin. Have y’all seen images from the rave?
He is the man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco!
Skimmed the post too fast, had a brief moment where my takeaway was, “It took approximately four seconds for the whole city of Philadelphia to start shipping Gritty with Venom” and I just.
the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i’d last left off
