the real reason why romney lost
Cameron Diaz in The Mask (1994)
I saw this movie when I was three and was like “women make me feel funny”
Oh, pardon me, my brain just freaking exploded.
Never ever ever use Needless to say.
Cuz if it’s Needless To Say, then why the fuck am I saying it? I’m just boring you, so I will instead just try to find some other way to (not?) say it.
actual Harry Potter
the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter
All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex