Ya boy Richard-- 21, college in MN. Blog consists of some of my writing and stabs and funniness, introspection, and coolness.

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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

flappyeunuchorn:

When someone insults you and you have no response so you just backflip away with your friend

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pissphobia:

deelekgolo:

Avoid people who refer to things they don’t like as “cancer”

Avoid people who refer to a demographic as ___f*g (newf*g, normalf*g, etc).

Avoid people who use memes or reaction images as an argumentative tactic.

Avoid people with a stupidly edgy sense of humor.

Avoid people who talk shit about “casual gaming” and use “casual” as an insult.

Avoid people who are elitist about their interests to the point of hostility.

avoid 4channers

pissphobia:

deelekgolo:

Avoid people who refer to things they don’t like as “cancer”

Avoid people who refer to a demographic as ___f*g (newf*g, normalf*g, etc).

Avoid people who use memes or reaction images as an argumentative tactic.

Avoid people with a stupidly edgy sense of humor.

Avoid people who talk shit about “casual gaming” and use “casual” as an insult.

Avoid people who are elitist about their interests to the point of hostility.

avoid 4channers

iamthebun:

bewbin:

One of these guys doesn’t belong wit the others and that man is gandhi

YES

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

↖ has a nice butt

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.
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